The Dog

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed amost unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking apit bull dog on a leash. Behind him were 200 men walking single file.The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached theman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and Iknow now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funerallike this. Whose funeral is it?"The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife.""What happened to her?"The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wifewhen the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

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Today's Bible:
"Many,O Lord my God,are thy wonderful works wich thou hast done,and thy thoughts which are to us ward:...
they are more than can be numbered."
~Psalm 40:5~